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Episode 3
When Samantha turned around, she came face to
face with Dozie who was running to the altar all
disheveled. He was panting as his ring bearer
came running after him. He ran to the altar and
knelt down to apologize to the officiating minister.
“What my eyes saw today, my mouth cannot tell,
I escaped death by an inch”. He told the pastor.
Pastor: “It is okay. Thank God you are here and
alive. We will just get started with the exchange
of marital vows. You can save the explanation till
when you get into the bedroom with your wife”.
Samantha was already angry and she wanted to
ask him many questions but the words of the
pastor deflated her anger and she waited till the
time they will get home for her to unleash her
anger on him.
Pastor: “Dozie, do you take Samantha to be your
lawfully wedded wife, to cherish and to love, in
poverty and wealth, sickness and health until
death do you part?”
Dozie: “Yes, I do”.
The pastor turned to Samantha who was all
Pastor: “Samantha, do you take Dozie to be your
lawfully wedded husband to…”
The pastor was still talking when Samantha felt a
bullet whiz through her ears and struck Dozie on
his chest causing him to fall backwards into the
hands of his bewildered ring bearer who was
standing a step behind him with the a microphone
in his hand.
It happened in a twinkle of an eye and before
Samantha could comprehend what was
happening, the congregation including the
officiating pastors had ran out for dear life. Even
Eno, her maid of honour and the ring bearer had
ran out. There was a great stampede as people
fell on top one another in a bid to get out of
harm’s way. Samantha ran towards him, knelt
and took the lifeless body of her groom in her
arm. She didn’t mind the harm the blood oozing
out of his chest will do to her immaculate white
wedding dress. Hot tears of pain and anger
streamed down her cheeks and fell on the body
now lying on her laps.
Samantha: “Baby, please wake up. Open your
eyes, don’t do this to me. It’s me your bride. I
have waited all my life for this day, please just
wake up. Noooooooo!”
“What is it? Why are you shouting in your
dream?” Samantha’s mother touched her on the
sofa where she had slept off in the sitting room”.
Samantha: “My God, mum. I had a terrible
nightmare. Gosh it was so real”.
Her mother sat beside her on the sofa when she
noticed the sweet on her daughter’s forehead.
“Tell me about the dream, my child”.
Samantha: “I dreamt that Dozie kept me waiting
in Church on our wedding day and when he did
eventually show up, he was shot on the chest as
we were exchanging marital vows”.
Samantha’s mother: “Chimo! That is not a good
dream at all. Why would anyone want my son-in-
law dead?”
Samantha: “I don’t know, mama. I guess it was
just a dream. A figment of my imagination, you
Samantha’s mother: “Just a dream? And you
woke up screaming? I think it is more than just a
dream. We need to pray about it so that God can
cancel whatever plans the enemy has against that
Samantha: “There you go again, mother. Pray,
pray, pray, that’s all you have to say to anything
that happens in this house. Doesn’t it sound
ridiculous to you sometimes that you have to take
everything to God in prayers? I mean, do we even
need to pray about anything? Won’t God act if we
don’t pray?”
Samantha: “My dear, some of the things that
manifest in our dreams are revelation from God.
You can only confront the spiritual with prayers”.
Samantha: “Mum, please. My wedding is in two
days time and I got lots of finishing preparation
to do, you know what? Enough of all the prayer
and God talk, I need to go fix my nails against my
bridal shower tomorrow”. She walked out leaving
her mother speechless.
It was the Bachelor’s eve day, Samantha was in
the house getting ready with her friends. She had
gotten a little red dress to wear and her makeup
artist was busy mapping out contours. Eno was
there with her as the maid of honor and she was
in custody of Samantha’s phone and other
personal properties.
“Can you send a text to my hubby and ask him
the hotel that he will sleep after the bachelor’s
eve? I wanted to ask him earlier but I forgot”, she
told Eno. Eno did as she was told and Dozie
replied immediately telling her that he had booked
room 101 in Seaside hotel. Eno, immediately
forwarded the message to her mother who had
instructed her to get all information concerning all
the preparation.
The bride to be and her friends left for the
bachelor’s eve which was to hold in Unique
garden, Wuse zone 2. There was a lot to eat and
drink and the DJ never relented in playing
danceable music. Samantha was more than
elated, this was her last night as a single lady
and she was determined to enjoy it to the fullest.
As she held Dozie’s hand in a romantic dance,
she wished that the world would pause and that
moment will remain forever. “I love you so much,
you are the light of my life, without you my life is
in darkness”, she whispered into Dozie’s ears.
Dozie: “I love you too, my woman. You are like
the air that I breathe, without you I cease to
Samantha: “Promise that you will never leave me
Dozie: “Cross my heart, love. I will always be here
for you”. he gave her a passionate peck on her
Eno was sitting in the company of friends when
her phone rang and she excused herself to pick
her call. Dozie’s best man who was staring at her
from afar decided to use the opportunity to ask
her out for he had been admiring her ever since
he met her with Samantha few months back at
his friend’s place.
Frank: “Excuse me, pretty one”.
Eno: “Are you talking to me?”
Frank: “Of course I am talking to you. Who else is
standing here?”
Eno: “What is it?”
Frank: “Hey, don’t go all serious, I don’t bite”. cheap short wedding dresses
Eno: “And what is that supposed to mean? As
you can see, I came here to make a call, I don’t
have time for unnecessary pleasantries”.
Frank: “Okay, I guess I have to get started then.
You see, I have been admiring you right from the
first day we met and I thought we could start
something, who knows ours may be the next
wedding to come up”.
Eno: “Really? So, where do you work?”
Frank: “Erm, I…usually…I mean…I just finished my
Masters program not long ago and I am a
teaching assistant in Kaduna state University”.
Eno: “So, you look at me from head to toe and
you say you want to marry me? I mean, of all the
girls here, none caught your fancy except me”.
Frank: “But love is”.
Eno: “Eh-eh, hold it there”, she sized him up from
head to toe. “In fact, I need to speak pidgin
English to drive home my point. Look me well
well, I am a very expensive chic and only well to
do men can afford me. How much KASU dey pay
you as teaching assistant wey you wan marry
me? You know the kind designer things wey my
mama dey buy for me from abroad? Can you
afford it? I don’t blame you now, shebi it is
condition that is making you talk anyhow.
Because I accepted to do maid of honor for
Samantha abi, that’s why you feel like we are
mates right? I don’t even know where Dozie
picked you up from. Among all the handsome and
rich friends that he has, he couldn’t use any for
best man except you. Abeg shift make I see road
jor!” she brushed him aside and went back to her
Frank: “You don’t have to be rude, I will see you
in Church tomorrow”. He called after her”
Eno: “Don’t be too sure”, she replied.
After the bachelor’s eve, Eno excused herself that
she was going home to spend the night with her
mother and then come back early the next day to
prepare for Church. “You are my maid of honor,
you are supposed to be with me tonight”,
Samantha protested.
Eno: “I know but my mother needs my attention
urgently at home. I don’t even know what is
wrong with her, she was sounding somehow on
phone. I need to go and find out”.
Samantha: “It’s okay. Just make sure you are
here early enough before the makeup artist arrives
so that she can make you up too”.
Eno picked a cab to Seaside hotel where Dozie
said he was spending the night. “I will like to see
the guest in room 101”, she told the receptionist.
Few minutes later, she was standing face to face
with Dozie who was wondering what his fiance’s
maid of honor was doing in his hotel room a night
before his wedding.
Dozie: “Did you miss your way or something?
What are you doing here?”
She pushed him and got inside the room and shut
the door after her.
Dozie: “What! Are you drunk or something?”
Eno: “Shhhh…”She placed her index finger over
his lips. Sssshhh” she cautioned again
Dozie is shocked: “Why are you doing this?”
Eno: “Because I have something better to offer,
ready to offer you now”.
Dozie: “And what is that?”
Eno: “This”. She removed the dress she had on
revealing her full boobs and rounded buttocks in
her pink Victoria Secrets lingerie.
.to be continued

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